(2+6+4) + (2+6+5) does not sum up to 23.






Ripped a couple of lines from Che.

20 ways to manage your anger or sadness or whatever odd emotions

1. Feign normalcy.
2. Burst into bawl fits.
3. Stock up on cigarettes (only because you will desperately require them).
4. Ring up an ex to avert the negative emotions.
5. Binge and purge (either way, what goes in has to make its way out)
6. Eat something you are allergic to. The allergic reaction would divert emotions' focus.
7. Insult fat people.
8. Bake obsessively.
9. Infest your blog with clever wit (yes, wit is already clever but can't a girl emphasize here?) and diss the people you scorn.
10. Watch birds fly past your window and watch out especially for the ones that get into mishaps.
11. Stare at the wall, sulk at it and whine to it.
12. Floss your teeth.
13. Steal a treasured object from your nemesis and boycott.
14. Do up self-actualization quizzes online.
15. Fervently remind yourself that it is them, not you. Always.
16. Go up to your parents and finally break it to them that their snores can form an orchestra.
17. Gnaw on rocks.
18. Scribble until you manage to draw something.
19. Hit the club and hook a hot fuck.
20. Do a role switch. Be a top if you're bottom, be a bottom if you're top.


Things NOT to do when you're feeling angry, sad or whatever odd emotions

1. School and work compulsively simultaneously. It's an academic killer.
2. Watch 'Heroes' and imagine to have superpowers.
3. Make popcorn because the machine will burn.
4. Daze and recklessly burn your face with a lit cigarette.
5. Surf friendster or fridae or myspace.
6. Tell or listen to ghost stories because they do successfully spook you out.
7. Strike a conversation with your dog.
8. Shop. You would overspend.
9. Keep faith that the world will be fair to you since you were fair to them. They don't think you are.
10. Speak to a stupid person.
11. Remind yourself to think rationally, because everything 'rational' that daggers out of your mouth would most probably be otherwise.
12. Listen to Rachael Yamagata or 'Hide and Seek' by Imogen Heap.
13. Be without a pack of cigarettes.
14. Have too much to drink and end up wasted and smelly awful from vomit.
15. Reminisce.
16. Try to succeed at a karaoke session.
17. Make attempts to be nice to anybody else but yourself.
18. Feel sorry for anybody else but yourself.
19. 'Itchy backside'.
20. Make believe. Fairytales are for nobody.