I'd even do your 2.4km run for you. But being the silly Skunky you are, you wanted to finish the race against your will and stamina just to make me proud. (This is where everyone goes "aww..")

I'm already proud. You're my god-sent.

And so I finally found the dialogues of Bruce Springsteen's Secret Garden. The whole chunk of paragraphs was unsightly, so I'll just leave my favourite line of the song.

"Shut up. just shut up. you had me at hello. you had me at hello."